How Long Can You Be Liza?

Liza/ the In The John Song

how long can you be,
Liza, dear Liza,
Liza, how long can you be?

I mean monopolize the
can, dear Liza, keeping it
away from me?

I admit I waits too long,
nights like these,
forget about my body’s
needs, I wish I knew

How long, Liza, dear Liza,
Liza how long can you be?

Liza how long can you be?

I admit it,
gin won’t let
me forget it

I waits too long,
that’s why I’m
singin this song

Liza—
dear, dear Liza
Liza, how long can you be?

Liza how long can you be?


written in the restroom over the course of time bartending at the Barking Spider 2001-2008, waiting for the single woman's toilet.